Tis the season to be corny

Been reading about the Conulla Beach racial riot in Sydney... and today the new NSW laws to crackdown on racial violence. Aussies and alcohol man, why issit they drink already think can do anything... cannot just pass out or throw up and then pass out like the rest of us. I must live there for the next two years leh, dun liddat leh. Make me feel scared scared living there.

Christmas is coming. Knowing me, you guys can expact a whole barrage of corny lame-ass strangle-worthy lines from me. To spare all you gracious friends, I shall list down what i know and you can stop me when i try to lay one on you. If you didn't read it here, god help you.

Why were Santa's helpers depressed?
They had low elf-esteem.

What do you call someone afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic

What did the salt and pepper say on Christmas?
Season's Greetings!

What's the difference between the xmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The xmas alphabet has no L (noel)

Why didn't the xmas turkey have an appetite?
Coz he was stuffed

What did Santa say in his garden?
Hoe Hoe Hoe!




New work:

Gig at Bar None

The gig was fantastic.

First Band, West grand Boulevard. The lead vocalist made more than a few girls swoon. Great rockin set.


The Subway Stars had the kind of mesmerizing haunting set with long ass beautiful instrumentals.


Of course, with the number of friends we managed to pull down, the Last Transmission fans made a pit that was surf worthy.

Didn't have any good pics of Ina and Tjinn and none of Ying, i'm so sorry guys!

Thanks to all the friends who came down at my request:

You guys were great, i really appreciated your presence. It was the best welcome back to singapore i could have.


highlights of the evening:
-when my bass strap fell off, people just watched... I screamed HELP! and ppl looked at me and smiled, thinking i was mouthing the words to the song. I looked straight at edle and screamed HELPME! them she came on and hooked my strap back onto my bass... and left it dangling around my shoulder... i stood there knees buckling holding up my intrument eyes wide with horror as edle stepped back offstage smiling at me... till Ina noticed and pulled the strap back over my shoulder before my arms and legs broke from the stress and awkward angle.... HAHAHAHAHA

-omg there were so many beautiful beautiful women there.... hmmmm

-moments in stockholm syndrome and neon nothingness when i could hear the audience singing along to the song

-shouting for winson and gang but they can't hear me. apparantly they shouted for me too but i couldn't hear!

-great to see these ppl for the first time since i was back, Atan, Mingjie, Veronica, Lawrence, Ben and Serene!

-little known fact: i had a fever the night before and during the gig i still had a temperature. i wanted to collapse after the set... i'm still recovering now, the beer didn;t help, though i didn't have much... hehehe

-the lovely jacket John is wearing, the black one with the red badge on it.... is actually a Zara top that belongs to Kristal hehehe....

-5 Dec is actually also Ina's 21st Birthday!!!! Happy Birthday Ina! We LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

-I met veronica at the gig for the first time in.... 5 years? hahaha

-One of Kristine's friends... Liana(?)....i met her at Keith's female indian friend from NTU's 21st Birthday at Ink Bar in RaFFLEs place... i shook her hand and found out she studied in Uni of Sydney... what a strange coincidence she turns out to be friends with Kristine... yayy! hey i've got pics of that party i haven't posted up.... hmmm....

-Apparantly Ben has picked up pipe smoking... first with was the cigars now this.... hahahha, i know eccentric people, but none so like ben hehe...

-John, did you know how many ppl said you were cute? quite a few in fact hahaha...

-we dared tjinn to wear s pink shirt to the gig... and he did. there is no end to the faggot jokes we make of him...

-wait... miracle! John didn't break his strings! No spirit of failure or scourge of amelek!

-Ying ate a pork frankfurter sausage for dinner she bought from tangs basement

-Ina was sick too, yet she still sang wonderfully!

-turns out cedric was serene's JC fren, charles an employee of veronica's best fren and lawrence and ina's fren (sry forgot his name) were tp classmates

-one of the guitarists for west grand boulevard was named Dharma. how cool is that!

5 Dec Last Trans gig

Show me i'm welcome back in Singapore by coming hhahahhahahahha