Yes i need to know all this

First day at my basic logistics officer's course. So stupid!!! After the preliminary administrative proceedings, this Cpt Ng conducted an fucking 8 and a half hour class on Risk Management! RISK MANAGEMENT! What rubbish!

It's not even about logistics, we've been taught in OCS, nothing's new, but the moron takes everyone as idiots (even the Captain students) and goes through the most mundane and trueist items like it's the most amazing discovery known to man. His emphasis on unimportant, unneccesary infomation, undermining our intelligence and illogical strict enforcement is much akin to trying to teach us how to feed ourselves: we know it, so stop fucking teach me what i already know.

Cpt Ng: First of all, you need food.

All: duh

Cpt Ng: Food is considered edible items that provide nutrients. Generally us human beings need to consume it in order to... (45mins of rubbish) Then you can eat it.

All: Is this guy for real?

Cpt Ng: Next you need utensils to eat. Nono, haha, that was a joke. Youdon't actually eat the utensils.. you use it to... (15mins of giving us a clear picture how un-humourous he really is)... hahaha... get it? Then you need to feed yourself by...

<7 hours later>

all: KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhh... the rest of this course better not be like this....